Joke of the Day ~ Wednesday 20 December 2017

by **Soaring Hawk** Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:19 am

Notable Never-isms

• Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford
• Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine
• Never board  a commercial  aircraft if the  pilot is wearing  a tank top. —Dave Barry
• Never be in a  hurry to terminate a marriage. You  may need this person to finish a sentence. —Erma Bombeck
• Never argue with a doctor; he has inside information. —Bob Elliott and Ray Goulding
• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper. —[size=11]Quentin  Crisp[/size]