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Joke of the Day ~ Saturday 28 October 2017

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Joke of the Day ~ Saturday 28 October 2017

Post by Soaring Hawk on Sat Oct 28, 2017 10:28 am

[size=32]Lovemaking Tips For Older People

1. Put bi-focals on . double check that you're with the right partner.

2. Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting . turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have heating pads, tylenol, splints and crutches ready in case you actually complete the act.
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