Joke of the Day ~ Wednesday 3 January 2018
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Joke of the Day ~ Wednesday 3 January 2018
Waking Up
It took me forever to wake up one of my nursing home patients. But after much poking, prodding, and wrangling, he finally sat up and fixed his twinkling blue eyes on my face. "My, you’re pretty!" he said. "Have I asked you to marry me yet?"
"No, you haven’t," I gushed.
"Good. Because I couldn’t put up with this every morning."
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